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Judge jokes

The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!" "Why?" asked the Judge. "Because you've had it decorated...

 

Judge jokes

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both...

 

Judge jokes

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true....

 

Judge jokes

The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are...

 

King Kong jokes

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk....

 

King Kong jokes

Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.

 

King Kong jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!

 

King Kong jokes

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.

 

King Kong jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

 

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !