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Parent jokes

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they...

 

Pig jokes

Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

 

Pig jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig

 

Pig jokes

A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled. "There's a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her...

 

Pig jokes

A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

 

Pig jokes

All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don't believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.

 

Political jokes

Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"

 

Political jokes

Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

 

Political jokes

Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.

 

Political jokes

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.