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Time jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.

 

Vampire jokes

Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

 

Vampire jokes

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

 

Vampire jokes

What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

 

Vampire jokes

When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

 

Vampire jokes

What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his...

 

Travel and tourist jokes

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building...