More Jokes

Travel and tourist jokes

During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered...

 

Various animal jokes

What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away!

 

Various animal jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !

 

Various animal jokes

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really...

 

Various animal jokes

There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? - I don't know, two minutes ago he...

 

Various animal jokes

A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the cave's roof to get some sleep. Soon all the...

 

Waiter jokes

Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!

 

Waiter jokes

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"...

 

Waiter jokes

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns)...

 

Waiter jokes

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!