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Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light...

 

Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

 

Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

 

Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

 

Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

 

Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

 

Zoo jokes

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the...

 

Zoo jokes

One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape,...

 

Zoo jokes

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would...

 

Zoo jokes

Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw...