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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!

 

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What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!

 

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Where do footballers dance? At a football!

 

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Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had...

 

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A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or...

 

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It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now...

 

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Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in...

 

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There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to...

 

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St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from...

 

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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they...