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Sport jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!

What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!

Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!

What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!

Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!

Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!