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What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!

 

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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!

 

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Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!

 

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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been...

 

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!

 

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Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

 

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!

 

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Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!

 

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What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!

 

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What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!