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Space jokes

What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !

 

Space jokes

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !

 

Space jokes

If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.

 

Space jokes

An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of...

 

Space jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.

 

Space jokes

What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!

 

Space jokes

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

 

Space jokes

What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien.

 

Space jokes

Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved...

 

Sport jokes

A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right...