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Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar...

Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:

Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.

How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!

What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.