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Snowman jokes

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.

If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.

What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !

Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !

Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !

How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !

First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !