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Snowman jokes

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !

What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was...

What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !