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Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.

Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.

Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !

Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !

What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !

Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !