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Snake jokes

Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !

What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !

What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !

"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.