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Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !

What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna

Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna

Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !

What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna

What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna