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Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !

What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !

What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !

What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !