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School jokes

Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !

Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !

Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !

Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !