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School jokes

Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !

Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !

Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !

Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?

Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !

Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !

How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !

Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !