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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

Teacher : Were you copying his sums ? Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !

Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !

Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !

Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying. Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling !

Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !

Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !

Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !

Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !