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Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !

 

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Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up

 

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !

 

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Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

 

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Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !

 

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Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !

 

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Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle...

 

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The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?" "Yes," said Jackie, and...

 

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Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred:...

 

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!