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'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If India has the world's second largest population, oranges...

 

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Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the...

 

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Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

 

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Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?

 

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Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !

 

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Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

 

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Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !

 

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The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get...

 

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Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !

 

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Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now, pay later !