More Jokes
School jokes
'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If India has the world's second largest population, oranges...
- 0
- 588
- permalink
School jokes
Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the...
- 0
- 550
- permalink
School jokes
Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
- 0
- 553
- permalink
School jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?
- 0
- 591
- permalink
School jokes
Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !
- 0
- 562
- permalink
School jokes
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
- 0
- 541
- permalink
School jokes
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !
- 0
- 563
- permalink
School jokes
The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get...
- 0
- 551
- permalink
School jokes
Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !
- 0
- 554
- permalink