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A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will...

 

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Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class and did pretty well on all...

 

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A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass...

 

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Man: "How's your history paper coming?" Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very...

 

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A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school....

 

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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the...

 

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"Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card."

 

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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother...

 

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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you...

 

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"