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Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
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Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
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Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for...
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Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
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Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
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