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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

 

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Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

 

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What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!

 

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What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

 

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Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

 

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I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!

 

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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I...

 

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!

 

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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

 

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Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!