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"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So...
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!
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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
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Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one...
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the...
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it...
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A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he...
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages,...
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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over,...
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this...
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