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Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny....

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his shirt and it was not...

Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.

Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.

Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it, Miss.

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

School Principal: I've called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn't use so often. One is...

'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly,...

Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework.