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That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.
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Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.
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For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "W'atcha do with the money, son?" "Ah bought...
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'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy. 'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that...
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The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock,' he said, 'will go for 14 days without winding.' 'Really?'...
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Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.
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