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Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

 

Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

 

Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope.

 

Telephone jokes

A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are...

 

Telephone jokes

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

 

Telephone jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!

 

Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!

 

Telephone jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony

 

Telephone jokes

How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?

 

Telephone jokes

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.