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Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !

 

Telephone jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !

 

Telephone jokes

When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!

 

Telephone jokes

Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to...

 

Telephone jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!

 

Telephone jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.

 

Telephone jokes

Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her?...

 

Telephone jokes

Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!

 

Telephone jokes

Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your...

 

Telephone jokes

Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in...