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Teeth jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.

 

Teeth jokes

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

 

Teeth jokes

Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."

 

Telephone jokes

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

 

Telephone jokes

Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that...

 

Telephone jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

 

Telephone jokes

The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the...

 

Telephone jokes

Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

 

Telephone jokes

The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the operator said, "This is long distance from Chicago." "I knowed it's a...

 

Telephone jokes

Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery. "What's the matter?"...