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Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
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What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up...
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"Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her teeth came out at night!
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What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.
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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.
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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.
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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."
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