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Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter...

 

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Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

 

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Spell "pound" in two letters. Lb.

 

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.

 

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Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.

 

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What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee.

 

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What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"

 

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Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).

 

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Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).

 

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Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ.