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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !

Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !

Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have...

Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football ? Fiver side !

What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !