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Sport jokes

What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !

What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !

How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !

Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !

Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !