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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !

Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !

Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !

What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !

What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!