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Sport jokes

Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.

 

Sport jokes

Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "What's so great about it?" Bob said,...

 

Spelling jokes

Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

 

Spelling jokes

"I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"

 

Spelling jokes

Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his father's mother. On one occasion...

 

Spelling jokes

A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: "Old MacDonald had a...

 

Spelling jokes

Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?

 

Spelling jokes

"Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!"...

 

Spelling jokes

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the...

 

Spelling jokes

A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At the end of the contest the...