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Spelling jokes
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
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Spelling jokes
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I...
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Spelling jokes
THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the...
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Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked...
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Teeth jokes
Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
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Teeth jokes
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
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Teeth jokes
What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
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Teeth jokes
Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.
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Teeth jokes
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.
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