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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had...

 

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Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.

 

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What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw.

 

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth? "Thar's gold in them thar fills."

 

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What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"

 

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

 

Teeth jokes

Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What lovely pearls, dear...

 

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Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it

 

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Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.

 

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.