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Teeth jokes

Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the...

If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.

What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).

Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !