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Telephone jokes

Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't you call me on the telephone?" "You ain't got no...

 

Telephone jokes

A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the...

 

Telephone jokes

Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the...

 

Telephone jokes

How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone.

 

Telephone jokes

What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

 

Telephone jokes

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

 

Telephone jokes

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.

 

Telephone jokes

If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.

 

Teeth jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

 

Teeth jokes

What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.