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Sport jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!

What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks !

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !

What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !

Where do footballers dance ? At a football !