More Jokes
Yo mama teeth are so yellow
traffic slows
down when she smiles!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick
that when
she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see
into the future.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a
large
pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small you have
to go
outside to change your mind.
Yo mama nose so big she makes
Pinochio
look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from
the weight!
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it
they looked like stiches.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to
have
license plates!
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a
cordless
phone.