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Yo momma jokes

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.