Politics

What has four asses?

What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.

 

Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special...

Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General,stressing that it should be of...

 

Presidential Election worries

Presidential Election'2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburb ofPhiladelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in...

 

Only in America do we use the word 'politics'...

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

 

A worldwide survey has been carried out with...

A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:"PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THEWORLD"No result was...

 

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal...

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with along white beard, long white hair and carrying...

 

Bush as a post turtle

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle)a doctor and the old man were...

 

We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage...

We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promise to stop sending usyour old people, we will release...

 

What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?

What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX

 

What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?

What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!