Politics

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of...

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs Hillary by thecollar and throws her over the side and onto the field....

 

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant...

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. The chicken sounds good, I'll have that,"...

 

At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador...

At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was your last election?" The Japanese ambassador turned...

 

Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems...

Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of "Tomahawk" missiles -- now they're called "Boomerang."

 

Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?

Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.Sent by Nic

 

The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that...

The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just after nightfallwhile the jet was on a bombing run. The...

 

Why are politicians like diapers?

Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.

 

Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a...

Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The spread eagle.

 

Next US President

A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next President of the United States."The receptionist: "What are you,...

 

A new bucket

The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clinton Bucket.'It contains two small breasts and two large...