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WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely...

 

A doctor, an engineer, and a politician...

A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. "Well," argued the doctor, "without aphysician mankind could not...

 

A political man to a woman...

A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you...

 

During a recent publicity outing...

During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room,peering into a crystal ball, the...

 

Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates...

Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter."'It's me, Bill...

 

Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?

Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? be\cause, he couldn't get his dick out of its...

 

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch...

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton...

 

Why did the chicken cross the road? -- Sign of our times

Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time.I did not have sexual relations withthat chicken.

 

Who will you choose?

It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates.Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and...

 

Bad news and awful news

One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the night and everything wascovered in snow. He looks down and sees...

 

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