Politics

BUY YUGO WAR BONDS

BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of the clutches of communism.What your $$$ buyz: Russian...

 

Fairy tales

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin...

 

The Australian liberal party announced today...

The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause it more clearly reflects their party'spolitical stance :A...

 

President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game...

President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers...

 

Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him...

Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautifulcountry, and on each...

 

Ghosts in a White House

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton...

 

Definition of politics

Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures

 

Save the country

A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency phone call, Mrs. Clinton, and came right away, but what...

 

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to...

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He...

 

Clinton country

A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go's on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells, "There's a...