Politics
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician...
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea
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A bus filled with politicians was driving through the...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses...
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A tourist from the United States of America...
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the bestcountry in the world because of the...
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In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kansas. A tornado comes along andwhirls...
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Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky's tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg Chapters outlet, not sold all that well after itsfirst day on...
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Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"A: Because it's a BAD TIME to be yelling "come Spot!" in the Whitehouse.
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What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.LB: But what if there is a shortage of meat?HF: There...
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News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four Ballistic "smart" missiles.Pentagon denied the statement,...
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War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia by buyer
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What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. "Come on you lot, have you not got any homes to go to?"
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