Politics

A survey of American women...

In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

 

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship...

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one...

 

A logical question

If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same?

 

In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton...

In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate fame are in negotiations with publishers to write a new...

 

A bumper sticker

Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: "Re-elect President Gore in 2000"

 

Democrats on the front porch

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,"Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democraton my front porch...

 

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight...

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. "Iam the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty."No, you're...

 

THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN

THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress...People of America....I banged her. I banged her like a...

 

Greetings prospective White House interns!

Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's...

 

THE LAND OF OZ

THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and...