Situations
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?" replies Paddy"Oi've bought a jigsaw and it's too hard....
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Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
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Two men were walking through the woods when...
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of them.The first man dropped his backpack...
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An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son hit the lottery and won $50,000.The young man rushed into...
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Cop coming upon a young couple making out...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I told ya cops were stupid.
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A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering & swearing very softly.The barkeep...
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A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and read while she goes to sleep. So he's reading, and every...
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Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the...
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Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopped at a pig farm and told the farmer he wanted to buy a...
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A girl called the police department and reported that...
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answered the phone, asked, "When did this happen?" She replied,...
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